|I take cash and zombie fortresses.|
|You can get 1+ internetz (no not ADSL) if you behave.|
|Don't blame me. Blame the alien that gave us Velcro.|
|If you're reading this, you're not one of them :D|
|Live and in living colour.|
TWITS & TWEETSOn Black Tuesday, Tweeps were Tweeting (as Tweeps do) that the Secrecy Bill is a travesty and we’re a democracy and this is bullshit etc – your typical Capetonian anti-ANC, masked racism usual fair. Of course the Secrecy Bill is bullshit, there’s no denying it – but we should have protested from back when the bill was announced – not on the day it’s actually passed in parliament! Talk about making you late.
Anyway, on Black Tuesday, a Twitter follower who dreams of one day moving to CT (yeah, aim high) and generally only ever speaks about herself and how amazing she thinks she is, was particularly outspoken regarding the secrecy bill. I gave her an A for sentiment, a D for consistency and an F for believability.
|All good marks considering you failed at life.|
|Because Stone Cold said so.|
|"I can't wait 'til he's a preteen on ecstacy!"|
|...and that he's a legitimate rockstar.|
|Behold the skillz|
That is all.
|Make this movie. I'd buy the Blu Ray.|
So what a year – I’ve trashed Powerbalance, VitaminWater and Will.I.Am. I made fun of Helen Zille using a Michael Jackon song (DA supporters adored it though) and voiced my support regarding the skill of Taxi drivers. I also should reiterate that I attacked TABLE MOUNTAIN for crying out loud – I put a goddamn trollface on it. For that I deserve some sort of trophy I think.
|As long as the trophy has a trollface on it.|
|Maybe I'm the one who's gone mad? IMPOSSIBRU!|
|And a Happy New Year!|