So this is my attempt at tactical humour on the eve of the Municipal Elections of South Africa. Some of you might not find it funny - either 'cos I'm making fun of your favourite politician or because you think I'm supporting her. If you subscribe to any of these views kindly fuck off - this piece doesn't reflect my personal political views and is what many would call a "Lampoon" in the form of song. I call it taking the piss.
Oh and sing it to the beat of "Thriller" by the late and great Michael Jackson. -NinjaK
ZILLE THRILLER - NINJA ABRIDGED
click here for the background music... dummy.
Soon we’ll be voting. Politicians are rallying in the park
You listen closely. The woman, she is speaking from the heart
On ETV, where there is kak for showing news that’s naked
The ANC will skruk 'cos they will be so p*es surprised
When they realise!
That this is Zille! And Zille’s right!
She kept the Cape in Shape and no, she won’t give up the fight
You know it’s Zille! And Zille’s right!
She speaks Xhosa but she’s white because she’s Helen Zille tonight!
You listen closely. The woman, she is speaking from the heart
On ETV, where there is kak for showing news that’s naked
The ANC will skruk 'cos they will be so p*es surprised
When they realise!
That this is Zille! And Zille’s right!
She kept the Cape in Shape and no, she won’t give up the fight
You know it’s Zille! And Zille’s right!
She speaks Xhosa but she’s white because she’s Helen Zille tonight!
You read the headlines. (Who the hell is writing for The Sun?)
Tied to the lamps - signs, showing which parties are gonna run
You see a guy, on ETV baiting the opposition!
His battle cry tells all of us that we must shoot the Boer
For suiping mampoer!!!
But this is Zille! And Zille’s right!
Malema has no chance against the redhead with four eyes, girl!
You know it’s Zille! And Zille’s right!
She speaks Xhosa but she’s white because she’s Helen Zille tonighhhht!
They are corrupted, their slogan says “A Better Life for All.”
Their leader’s nuptial partners can fill up every shop inside a mall
Now is the time for all of us to take a stand together
And stand in line. Votela for DA, not ANC
Ja, they gonna see!
That this is Zille! And Zille’s right!
And she can give you more than Jacob Zuma ever tried!
You know it’s Zille! And Zille’s right!
She speaks Xhosa but she’s white because she’s Helen Zille
The wille Godzilla in brulle tonighhhht!
Yeah this is Zille! And Zille’s right!
Malema has no chance against the redhead with four eyes, girl!
You know it’s Zille! And Zille’s right!
She speaks Xhosa but she’s white because she’s Helen Zille tonighhhht!
NARRATOR:
Voters all across the land
The time for change close at hand
So get out there and do some good
To choose who runs your neighbourhood
Voters all across the land
The time for change close at hand
So get out there and do some good
To choose who runs your neighbourhood
The DA can clean up the air
And keep this place crime free for years (LOL, yeah right)
So vote for them, yes don’t be fools
They’ll keep the leaves out of our pools
Together we can clean the Cape
From Salt- to Liesbeek River
And keep all drivers off the suip
Thanks to Helen Zille.
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| JZ's dancing but Ms Zille looks ready to chuck an Hadouken at him. |
