You know how the entire Muslim world hates Israel and how Owen Wilson’s nose hates his face? Those things pale in comparison to the sheer force with which I loathe paedophiles. I hate them so much in fact that I felt the need to write this extensive article after watching a movie last night called Trust.
|Very cool movie poster I think.|
|No badassery? *sigh* Okay.|
|I want this game!|
|Muahahahahaha! Laugh with me!|
|You see what I'm getting at here.|
Firstly, Liam would notice that his sweet 14 year old girl is suddenly absorbed in her phone and her Mac. Clive didn’t think this peculiar (this lack of fatherly paranoia is probably why he saw it fit to buy a 14 year old girl an iPhone in the first place). Liam Neeson on the other hand, would have prepared accordingly the moment he discovered he was even having a girl. He’d have had a tracking device installed on her in utero. He’d also have a set of scream-activated metal teeth installed in her Vajayjay.
|Last movie poster I promise!|
|Hard to argue.|
|You hear me hillbilly boy?|
|A gag within a gag. Jokeception.|
|The internet: where FUCK YOU is a valid excuse.|
|Anything this thin can do lightsaber damage.|
|It is ze perfect plan!|
|Picture unrelated. I'd never post a 14-year old in lingerie. Visit Guess Kids you pervert.|
In a related story, the MacBook Air I just fixed broke this morning. What a piece of shit.