Why? Because being of strong mind, strong will and stupendous agility, I'll be fasting for the holy month of Ramadaan as my A-rab routes dictate. My brain, starved of sugar, coffee and essential fats found in burgers and crumbed chicken (yum), doesn't operate at the capacity it usually does during the fast and I'm thus unable to give this blog the attention it deserves during August.
Do not fret that I have traded my ninja garb for a dashing fez, this is temporary. I'll be back in September with more of the insoluble excellence that is Ninja Abridged. Siyanora and Ramadaan Mubarak... you dirty INFIDELS!